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Kellyanne in wonderland

Kellyanne’s Little Blue Book of Alternative Reality

d3693-1-hesaidshesaidFacts when presented by the media are false.

The president by virtue of his office and position cannot be lying no matter what he says.Likewise, he cannot be delusional by the same virtues of office and position.

Numbers, aerial photos, and press reports are lies if the facts they present ┬ádon’t jibe with those we present.

Just hit “alt” + “delete” to get to the true facts

Our alternative facts, numbers and reports are the facts, alternatively speaking.

Speaking of alternatives, the media should do as Steve Bannon says and shut up.

When we report that huge crowds and sunshine greeted the president at the inauguration, those are the alternative facts that you too should report.

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